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here's the SERIOUSLY lame story((:
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There once lived a colgate and a toothbrush.
They lived in Susie's house toilet.
The toilet was big.
The toilet was clean.
But the toilet was HAUNTED.
Why is the toilet HAUNTED?
Let me tell you the story.
Colgate and toothbrush were brothers.
They were not only brothers, they were TWIN brothers.
Unfortunately, mama soap did not born them to look alike,
in fact, they were different.
Colgate and toothbrush had opposite characters.
Everything they did and had were never the same.
(Except the fact that they were both boys.)
One day, Susie came into the toilet to brush her teeth.
(She climbed onto a stool because she was short.)
And she took toothbrush up and started brushing.
Now,people usually brush their teeth with colgate but,
NO, Susie detest the smell and taste of colgate.
So, colgate was never touched.
This upsetted toothbrush alot.
because the more times Susie used him,
the older and uglier his brush becomes.
Whereas, when colgate was 355 days old, he looked brand new.
However, colgate felt differently,
he felt useless and despised by Susie.
He wanted to be used.
Both of them soon quarrelled over this trivial matter and soon,
both plotted to kill each other.
They both met at the end of the basin.
They started pushing.
Both fell.
But colgate survived by squeezing out enough colgate to cushion his land.
Toothbrush fell into the toilet bowl next to the basin.
He died.
So,now we know why Susie's toilet is haunted.
Moral of Story?
Don't neglect your colgate.
It is more useful.
-CHERRRIE(:
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